October 2011
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Hipsters love Harrison Ford because he's Indie,...
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Reblog if you'd rather legalize gay marriage than...
I am working on my first feature length script....
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I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
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Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the...
– Mohandas Ghandi (via itscandidlycara)
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Check out the latest project I’ve worked on with Hollow Skull Films, my production company.
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Me: Do you think Gordo and Lizzie got together for the long haul?
Pat: Gordo was gay
Me: No
Pat: Let me put it this way. Do you think it was gay that I watched Lizzie McGuire growing up?
Me: A little bit.
Pat: Now think about how gay it is to HANG OUT WITH LIZZIE MCGUIRE ALL OF THE TIME
Me: Point proven
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LGBT Laughs: How To Tell If Your Son Is Gay →
lgbtlaughs:
If you come home from work and you hear noises upstairs and you go up to investigate and your son’s door is open and you catch him “hooking up” (as kids call it today) with his friend Michael, and you quickly turn around and walk back downstairs and later that night over dinner you say “You…
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