Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(via jennaroyal-tea)
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
oh woah i had no idea
that’s so weird! that’s so strange to me
This looks like a job for the #wow america tag.
Motherfucker.
No wonder fuckers cover their asses when they let athletes rape their peers.
deducting-timelord-for-castiel:
do you think its called “The Fault in Our Stars” because Hazel’s zodiac sign is cancer and shes got cancer so its her stars sign that caused it and thats a fault and thats why its called “The Fault in Our Stars”
SOMEONE SHOW THIS TO JOHN GREEN
(via jennaroyal-tea)
why would u make homemade pizza when u can just buy it frozen and cook it
actually why would u buy frozen pizza when u can just have it delivered 2 ur house
my family owns a pizza shop so i get mine free
this is the worst post i’ve ever made i’m so sorry
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
(via jennaroyal-tea)
Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!
“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”
(Source: gorgeousanon, via tom-mess)
REBLOG IF YOU UNDERSTAND
LIMITED EDITION BITCHES
YOU BREAK IT YOU BOUGHT IT
(via tom-mess)
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happybecause they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
(Source: circumcisions, via tom-mess)
oh my god “vicious” is the greatest discovery i have made today
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
(Source: gfrees, via live-and-love-equally)
