If the Avengers Initiative was honest

Tony Stark:Let's do a head count.
Tony Stark:There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
Tony Stark:There's a green guy who flirts with me.
Tony Stark:A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
Tony Stark:A ginger bitch.
Tony Stark:Katniss Everdeen.
Tony Stark:L'Oreal with a mallet.
Tony Stark:All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
Tony Stark:To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
Tony Stark:Damn.
Tony Stark:I need to talk to some Scotch about this.